Lately I have been getting a lot of spam e-mails. Some ask me to buy pills, other to refinance my mortgage or buy a new credit card. This new batch of spam has been throwing me crazy untrue news stories; JFK had an affair, the pope just died, Parris Hilton beat Obama, etc. But the best was this:

Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole

I’m not sure who exactly these spammers are trying to attract, but a title as absurd as that actually made me check out the contents. the text contained in the e-mail reads: “Cindy Mccain Talks About Her Boobs” followed by a link to a phishing site. C’mon spammers, follow your crazy untrue news titles with equally hilarious content! Do Italy and France get devoured too? Was it because of that giant subatomic supercollider they built bordering Austria? Fill me in on uninformation!